Jensen is stealing my Muse away

[raloria]

My muse has gotten completely distracted by Jensen. And my latest picspam of Dean hasn't helped any at all. I'm already about 2 weeks late in turning in a second set of 5 script pages for my Scriptwriting class. But part of that is because I got sick a couple of weeks ago, which put me behind.


Anyways, I was hoping to do a lot of writing this weekend, but it just didn't happen. I can see my muse now...staring at Jensen. It's easy because she's...right...over...there. *kicks muse to get her attention*

Muse: Ow!
Me: What's the big idea of just abandoning me this weekend? You know we have these script pages to write! They're late as it is.
Muse: Oh, well...you know how distracting Jensen can be.
Me: I know, but I need you.
Muse: He's just so...gorgeous...
Me: I know he is...
Muse: and so....edible!
Me: Alright! Enough! You're coming with me.

I drag my Muse back over to the computer to get to work.

Muse: I just don't have it in me today. It's just not flowing today.
Me: That's what you said yesterday.

Muse looks longingly back at Jensen, who, by the way is sitting in a chair not far away (for some unknown reason).

Me: Hey!
Muse: Huh? Oh...come on! You don't need me. You can do this.
Me: Nah, nah, nah. I can't. This is what a Muse is for, to inspire. Now come on...inspire me.

Meanwhile my Muse has gone back over to Jensen and is now sitting on his lap.

Jensen: You know, you really should help her. After all, she is writing the lead character with me in mind.
Muse: But I want to spend more time with you.
Jensen: Yeah, but if she ever finishes that script it could mean big things for me...recognition at last for my acting skills...awards....Oscars...
Muse: But what about Supernatural?
Jensen: Hey, you know I love doing the show, but it can't last forever.
Muse: Shhhhh! Don't even think about saying it's going to end soon! I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't see you every week.
Jensen: That's sweet, but like I said, I have to think ahead. I'm eager to do movies. You know that.
Muse: *Sigh* Okay. I'll help her. But no taking off on me. I wanna keep an eye on you.
Jensen: I'll be right over here if you need me.

My Muse returns to me at the computer.

Muse: So I'm here. Shall we get started...


Now, my question is...If I can write stuff like this, how come I can't work on my script pages? *Sigh*