Just 'Cause - Favorite Quotes Week 1

[raloria]

"House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music; shotgun shuts his cake hole."

I threatened promised to do this a few weeks ago and since we're starting a new month this felt like the perfect opportunity. So we begin Favorite Quotes Week with this classic from the Pilot. Who hasn't enforced the "driver picks the music" rule? ;)
I've got some ideas for good quotes to use, but I'm hoping to get your help as well. Let me know which memorable quotes you'd like me to post with the accompanying cap. Preferably a good one-liner that stands on it's own. Give me quotes people! :D