A letter to my computer...
Mar. 2nd, 2008 10:58 pmDear PC,
Last time I had you on (last week sometime) you kept crashing and restarting every hour. I finally gave up and shut you off, but you failed to shut down properly and I ended up pressing and holding the power button just so you'd stop running. So this evening I turn you on and I get none of the usual warning messages about a missing driver for some piece of hardware I can't identify and you've now been on for over an hour without crashing. Is this some sort of a tease to get me to think you've magically healed yourself? Some cruel false hope that something is actually running right again? Is there hope that my internet connection will work on you now? Or are you just yanking my chain and preparing to spring some new surprises on me?
You might like to know...the MacBook Pro is over here with it's tongue sticking out, going "neener, neener, neener" at you. Don't you have any pride? The Mac is laughing in your face. It's all happy, running smoothly, and giving me my internet while you've been giving me nothing but grief. The Mac is getting all the extra cookies and no way is it sharing any with you.
Signed...
One disgruntled, yet confused new PC owner who's ready to dump your Vista OS and revert back to stable XP,
Raloria
Last time I had you on (last week sometime) you kept crashing and restarting every hour. I finally gave up and shut you off, but you failed to shut down properly and I ended up pressing and holding the power button just so you'd stop running. So this evening I turn you on and I get none of the usual warning messages about a missing driver for some piece of hardware I can't identify and you've now been on for over an hour without crashing. Is this some sort of a tease to get me to think you've magically healed yourself? Some cruel false hope that something is actually running right again? Is there hope that my internet connection will work on you now? Or are you just yanking my chain and preparing to spring some new surprises on me?
You might like to know...the MacBook Pro is over here with it's tongue sticking out, going "neener, neener, neener" at you. Don't you have any pride? The Mac is laughing in your face. It's all happy, running smoothly, and giving me my internet while you've been giving me nothing but grief. The Mac is getting all the extra cookies and no way is it sharing any with you.
Signed...
One disgruntled, yet confused new PC owner who's ready to dump your Vista OS and revert back to stable XP,
Raloria